I'm sitting on my couch and Half Blood Prince is on HBO. Hell yeah! It's at the part where Ginny ~seductively~ ties Harry's shoe. Goddamn, I hate this bitch so hard. In the movie, at least. Book!Ginny is a total BAMF who knew what she wanted and just ran up and kissed Harry. Movie!Ginny is as wooden as a cardboard box and also ~seductively~ asks ( Read more... )

I HAVE WATCHED THE DEATHLY HALLOWS TWICE IN THE PAST 48 HOURS. NEVER IN MY LIFE HAVE I COME HOME FROM A HARRY POTTER MOVIE WITHOUT COMPLAINING. I WAS PREPARED TO BE UPSET, BUT DEATHLY HALLOWS WAS SO GODDAMN PERFECT IN EVERY WAY, SHAPE, AND FORM THAT I AM PROBABLY GOING TO SPEAK IN CAPS LOCK FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE. THE MOVIE CLOCKED IN AT TWO AND A ( Read more... )

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Oh, hai thar. What's been going on with me since we last spoke, you ask? Uh... a whole lot of nothing. My hair is longer and my bank account is emptier. These are the biggest changes in my life ( Read more... )

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DUDLEY DURSLEY IS THAT YOU?! I am flabbergasted. I am currently trying to decide if he's just a less attractive version of TomFelt and whether or not I'd hit it ( Read more... )

Wow. Is it lane to have a dream about Harry Potter? Is it more lame to have one of those super realistic dreams where it takes you a few seconds after you wake up to realize your dream didn't actually happen.. about Harry Potter? Seriously, in my dream ( Read more... )

Aw, shit. I don't know why I let myself get excited about things. The movies never follow the books, despite the fact that all you really need to do is copy and paste from the source material. Really? How hard is it? Inknow that books and movies are two different things and I understand that some changes need to be made to improve and/or explain ( Read more... )

EEE! Can you feel it? Huh? Can you? Can you? Can you? Its like mothereffing Christams Eve y'all, and here I am at work, of course. After a retarded SEVEN! MONTH! LONG! pushback, Harry Hotter and the Half Blood Price is here, yo ( Read more... )

I am, by no means, a pussy. Ok, maybe a little, but not when it comes to movies. While gore kind of squicks me out, I don't actually scare easily. Last movie to achieve this sensation of fear in me was The Strangers (which was some frightening shit, STFU ( Read more... )

Oh, David Yates. Fuck you. Fuck you up the ass. First, you crap on "Order of the Phoenix" and call it artistic direction or some shit by purposely removing whatever you felt like from the film, but NOW I just got wind that homeboy's new take at the HP franchise is going be PG rated ( Read more... )